Close Captioning Fail
The good news is that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the second suspect in the Boston Marathon Bombing, is in custody. The bad news is that there are still some really dumb people on this planet. For example, the person that entered this into the close captioning system:
Zooey Deschanel? The actress. Really?
This is Zooey Deeschanel:
Come on, man.