Think You’re Having a Bad Day?

CAUTION: Any man who reads this post may be permanently scarred for life. You have been warned. Now here goes:

It seems the girlfriend of MMA fighter Ray Elbe got a little overexcited during sex and, how shall I put this, “misjudged her landing.” From TMZ:

 MMA fighter Ray Elbe – who competed on “Ultimate Fighter 9″ — had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches … after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.

Elbe told the whole story — in painfully graphic detail — on an MMA website … explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was “on top” … when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray’s erect penis.

According to Ray, his penis “fractured” … and “blood was everywhere.” Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital … and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a “slight tear” in his urinary tube.

I’d like to congratulate any male readers who made it this far without passing out. If anyone needs me I’ll be sitting with my legs crossed. Forever.