Cracking The GOP’s Racial Codes and Dog Whistles

Racebusters spends a lot of time monitoring the Twitter timeline and pointing out the obvious racism that exists in any opposition to President Obama, his policies, or his supporters. Trust me, no matter what you say about any of these groups, even if it’s not about these groups, like a good liberal, I’ll find the racism in it! The Race Card: Don’t Leave Home Without It!

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Well folks, it’s Friday and as you might expect I’ve found yet another racially-tinged GOP dog whistle. Today’s racist GOP code is:

“I’m going to a Tea Party rally.” 

Suuuure you are, racist. They must think I’m stupid. Everyone knows that “I’m going to a Tea Party rally really means:

“I’m heading to my weekly Klan meeting. Wanna join me?!?”

That’s right, folks. Tea Party rallies are nothing more than covert meetings of the KKK. They think that by referring to them as “Tea Party” they will avoid the watchful eye of true champions of racial harmony like Rev. Al Shartpon, Van Jones, and yours truly. Not gonna happen. We’re onto them and their clandestine call to racist Republicans to take up arms against people of color. Pathetic.

I’ll see everyone again on Monday to expose yet another racist code used by the GOP.

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