The Bain Conspiracy

Just so we have this straight, here is what liberals, Democrats and the Obama administration are saying about Bain:

In 1999, Mitt Romney along with other people at Bain concocted a scheme to keep him in control of Bain and making all the decision, running the company, despite saying he was leaving to turn the Olympic games around in Salt Lake City. They did this with the full knowledge of the fact they were going to be outsourcing jobs at companies they had invested in over the next 3 years.

They hid this control Romney had and he purposely signed false statements (and thereby committing a felony) confirming it because they knew Romney would be the GOP Presidential nominee 13 years down the road and would come under attack from this at-the-time no name Illinois legislator named Barack Obama (who would become President) for those outsourced jobs.

Of course, they also say that all of these “troubling questions” would be answered if he just released his tax returns.

Congratulations folks. You’re crazier than birthers.