What I Expect in New Hampshire

Been a busy day, but I’ll drop in just long enough to give my opinion on what I expect tonight in the New Hampshire primary:

First place – Duh. Romney by about 15 to 20 points. At that margin, does it even matter?

Second place – Jon Huntsman beats out Paul by a slim chemtrail.

Third place – Paul. I just said that.

Fourth place – Santorum. He well exceeded my expectations in Iowa, so I’ll make up for it today by putting him over Gingrich.

Fifth place – Gingrich. Despite this poor finish, he’ll have the tenacity to continue as long as he’s got his super PAC and keep going on to South Carolina, where he should start in second place.

Sixth place – Rick Perry. Not that it matters, since his whole campaign now rests in South Carolina and that fact Buddy Roemer of all people could end up smacking him around tonight.

There’s my predictions. What are yours?