Racebusters Iowa Caucus Predictions

Posted by in Blog, Politics, Racebusters on January 3, 2012 2:32 pm / 2 comments

I am growing weary of all the racist Republicans and their racist predictions for the Iowa Caucus (read: Klan Meeting) so here is mine:

1st place – Racist Republican

2nd place – Racist Republican

3rd place – Racist Republican

4th place – Racist Republican

5th place – Racist Republican

6th place – Racist Republican

7th place – Racist Republican

I am sure the overwhelming number of racist Republicans in Iowa will prove my prediction one hundred percent accurate. Either way, none of these racists have a chance to defeat post-racial Barack Obama in 2012. He would likely win with over 90% of the vote if not for racist Voter ID Laws enacted by the racist GOP. That is all.

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2 Comments

  1. PaulinMo says:
    January 4, 2012 at 4:55 am

    I disagree. No.3 will beat No.2 by a wide margin!

  2. soopermexican says:
    January 4, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    I think that racist republican is an establishment candidate, and so I support the other racist republican, the only true independent voice of America!!!!

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