A Racebusters Christmas

Racebusters spends a lot of time monitoring the Twitter timeline and pointing out the obvious racism that exists in any opposition to President Obama, his policies, or his supporters. Trust me, no matter what you say about any of these groups, even if it’s not about these groups, like a good liberal, I’ll find the racism in it! The Race Card: Don’t Leave Home Without It!

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T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the House,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the racist mouse.
The racist Republicans hung their stockings with care,
Hoping when they awoke, no people of color would be there.

Their little racist children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of racism danced in their little racist heads.
And Mama in her Klan Kerchief, and Daddy in his trucker cap,
Had just started plotting another racist trap.

When out in front of their trailer there arose such a clatter,
The racists ran from their beds to see what was the matter.
They ran to the window and threw up the sash,
Hoping and praying it would be a white basketball player like Steve Nash.

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
Gave the luster of whiteness to objects below.
When, what to their racist eyes should appear,
But a miniature racist and eight racist deer.

With a little old driver, so cranky and full of gall,
They knew in an instant it must be Ron Paul!
More rapid than eagles his courses came,
He dog-whistled, and shouted, and called people racist names.

Now Perry!! Now Mitt!! Now Newt!! Now Bachmann!!
On Santorum!! On Johnson and Huntsman!!
Light your torch!! Storm the White House Walls,
All whilst screaming go away people of color!! Go away all!!

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Note: This is clearly humor. If you’re confused by that or offended call 1 (800) SHRINKS-R-US. If you find it hilarious, you can catch more and send your own questions on twitter by following @racebusters.