The #tcot Twelve Days of Twitmas

You all the know the tune, since you’re great Americans. And away we go…

The #tcot Twelve Days of Twitmas by Tom McCammon

On the first day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Kurt Schlichter not being PC

On the second day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC

On the third day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC

On the fourth day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Four calling Dittoheads
Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC

On the fifth day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Five Goldline ads
Four calling Dittoheads
Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC.

On the sixth day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Six EU states defaulting
Five Goldline ads
Four calling Dittoheads
Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC.

On the seventh day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Seven spammers spamming
Six EU states defaulting
Five Goldline ads
Four calling Dittoheads
Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC

On the eighth day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Eight Corzines bilking
Seven spammers spamming
Six EU states defaulting
Five Goldline ads
Four calling Dittoheads
Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC

On the ninth day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Nine 9-9-9s
Eight Corzines bilking
Seven spammers spamming
Six EU states defaulting
Five Goldline ads
Four calling Dittoheads
Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC

On the tenth day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Ten warlords a-leaping
Nine 9-9-9s
Eight Corzines bilking
Seven spammers spamming
Six EU states defaulting
Five Goldline ads
Four calling Dittoheads
Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC

On the eleventh day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Eleven racist dog whistles
Ten warlords a-leaping
Nine 9-9-9s
Eight Corzines bilking
Seven spammers spamming
Six EU states defaulting
Five Goldline ads
Four calling Dittoheads
Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC

On the twelfth day of Twitmas, my twit love gave to me:

Twelve Occupiers drumming
Eleven racist dog whistles
Ten warlords a-leaping
Nine 9-9-9s
Eight Corzines bilking
Seven spammers spamming
Six EU states defaulting
Five Goldline ads
Four calling Dittoheads
Three French surrenders
Two liberal doves
And Kurt Schlichter not being PC