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In my quest to expose the racism that is rampant in the GOP and defeat the racist right-wing controlled media’s efforts to cover it up, I have collected my thoughts and want to present an objective analysis of last night’s GOP Debate.

Here is my debate reaction and rundown:

Michele Bachmann: Crazy Racist.

Ron Paul: Angry Racist.

Rick Santorum: Religious Racist.

John Huntsman: 不知道谁他是,但我肯定他也是一个种族主义者

Mitt Romney – Racist. But will likely change his mind about that.

Herman Cain – Pretty sure he’s a racist, but, like Herman, I want to get with my advisors before giving a definitive answer. Just kidding, he’s a HUGE racist.

Rick Perry – Do I really need to say anything? Of course I do. He’s a racist.

Newt Gingrich: 547 wives. All white. Racist.

Gary Johnson and Buddy Roemer: Racists in Absentia.

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1 Comments

  1. eileen says:

    I’m really curious whether Buddy Roemer is a racist. I moved to SC from NJ three years ago, and I have found Southern racism so offensive and violent that I’ve decided to move to Albuquerque, NM in May. I can’t imagine a white Southern politician not being racist. However, I am curious.

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