Racebusters: Racist Republicans Hand Herman Cain Straw Poll Victory

Racebusters spends a lot of time monitoring the Twitter timeline and pointing out the obvious racism that exists in any opposition to President Obama, his policies, or his supporters. Trust me, no matter what you say about any of these groups, even if it’s not about these groups, like a good liberal, I’ll find the racism in it! The Race Card: Don’t Leave Home Without It!

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Once again the racist Republicans have shown their true colors. This weekend, racists had an event in Florida called the “Presidency5 Straw Poll.” I think we all know the “5″ stands for the 500 years of racism blacks have suffered through. If that weren’t enough, the racist Republicans had the audacity to put their racism on full display by casting the most votes for this man, Herman Cain, making him the winner:

It is now clear that the racist Republicans have adopted the clever strategy of replacing President Obama, whom they hate because he is a person of color with another person of color. The racist mind is very disturbed and I know the only reason they voted for him was so they can once again feel as though Herman Cain is “theirs.” Remember the last time people of color could be considered as anyone’s? I do. It was called slavery. Racists.

I am calling on Rev. Jesse Jackson, Ving Rhames, Racism Expert Morgan Freeman, Chaka Khan, and Darth Vader to launch an immediate investigation to the racial activity that took place today in Florida.

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