“Kinetic Military Action?” Maybe Obama Should Appoint a Stupid Name Czar

I’m sitting here wondering who on Earth told the White House that whatever the hell we are doing in Libya (still no word) should be called a “Kinetic Military Action.” I mean, where do the lefty morons get the names for this stuff? Here’s a list their greatest hits:

Terrorism is now a “Man-caused disaster.”

Illegal Immigrants are now “Undocumented Immigrants” or “Displaced Foreign Travelers.”

That Cap & Trade Bill? That’s now “Pollution Reduction and Investment.”

Global Warming? “Global Climate Disruption.”

Also, don’t forget when Nancy Pelosi wanted to keep the current tax rates the same and call them the “Obama Tax Cuts.”

I won’t even get into the unmeasurable idea of “jobs saved or created.”

We now have the WAR in Libya being referred to as a “Kinetic Military Action.”

BREAKING: No matter how this administration wishes to spin in, we are at war in Libya right now. It’s obvious that this administration really isn’t at all interested in policy, just stupid names that they hope make you feel better about whatever moonbat idea they want to implement next. I propose President Obama appoint his 33rd Czar: “The Czar of Dumbass Names.” That way it’d be much easier to track the nonsensical name game they like to play in order to hide the true intention of their policies.

It’s really a simple task. All President Obama needs to do is hire someone from the Homo genus of bipedal primates, give them an enclosed square dwelling and big-box thing with a typey deal and let them constitute new monikers for any new stratagems they want to introduce. Wait, maybe I could do it…