Lincoln May Have Needed Kentucky, but Let’s Meteor-Kick Stacy McCain to Alaska

One of my favorite quotes about my home state of Kentucky is from Lincoln:

“I hope to have God on my side, but I must have Kentucky.”

And now, like Lincoln battling for the future of the Union, Robert Stacy McCain must go to Alaska. Why? Well, it’s almost as important as Lincoln’s mission: to go to Alaska, report on Lisa the Loser Murkowski, her new fancy NRSC lawyer, and maybe stop by Joe McGinnis’ house.

OK, so maybe his mission isn’t quite as important, but it’s surely worth a few bucks. Help him out by hitting the tip-jar, like I did. It got me and my new favorite verb a shout out:

UPDATE II: Oh, my goodness, I haven’t seen this kind of fired-up grassroots enthusiasm since NY-23! Thanks to Joe in Maryland and Joe in Virginia — you Joes sure stick together, huh? A tip-jar hitter from Kentucky sends $10 and this message:

Find that NRSC lawyer and ask him straight up what he’s there for, then meteor-kick him in the face.

LOL! Keep it up, y’all.

Yeah, “meteor-kick.” As I’ve said on Twitter, there is no definition. It’s just too violent. Help a brotha out!