Racebusters: The Daily Caller Owes Keith Olbermann

Racebusters spends a lot of time monitoring the Twitter timeline and pointing out the obvious racism that exists in any opposition to President Obama, his policies, or his supporters. Trust me, no matter what you say about any of these groups, even if it’s not about these groups, like a good liberal, I’ll find the racism in it! The Race Card: Don’t Leave Home Without It!

Here are the latest questions:

@racebusters I can’t drink coffee black. I need sugar and milk. Am i racist? - @alwaysonoffense

You again, racist? Oh, sorry, I meant Ryan. Yes, you feel that any substance of color may not enter your body until it cleansed by at least one white substance such as milk or sugar. Sad.

@racebusters Is sushi racist? – @stringbox

Sushi served in America is racist. First,we drop an atomic bomb on the peaceful people of Japan, then we mock the Japanese people by trying to Americanize sushi. Just another attempt by racist Republicans to disparage all people of color.

I’d like to take some time and address the appalling and racist conspiracy engaged in by Tucker Carlson and The Daily Caller against Keith Olbermann. They have decided that purchasing his name, www.keitholbermann.com, on an internet domain is somehow funny. Well, it’s not funny; it’s a blatant attack on a true civil rights champion. Why do they wish to mock this great man? I’ll tell you why. They fear his unmanufactured and completely factual reports of the racism that fills the ranks of the Tea Party. They know that if these reports continue to reach Mr. Olbermann’s vast audience of highly intelligent people, from universities such as Cornell, the Tea Party will be no more.

So, when Mr. Olbermann politely asked The Daily Caller not to engage in this childish and hurtful act, what do they do? Instead of reacting calmly as Mr. Olbermann would, they doubled down. In an act reminiscent of a slave auction, they begin to auction off email addresses bearing Mr. Olbermann’s name like runaway slaves. What sort of value do they place on these addresses? The same value racist Republicans place on people of color: NONE. You can “win” one simply by mocking Mr. Olbermann HERE. It is sad that in today’s society, acts by people who clearly support a return to a time when people could be bought and sold into slavery, go unchecked by the racist, right-wing controlled media.

I, along with the NAACP, and The New Black Panther Party, call on Tucker Carlson and The Daily Caller to do the right thing. Denounce the rampant and uncontrollable racism that is in the Tea Party and pay Mr. Olbermann the millions in slavery reparations which they now owe him.

Note: This is clearly humor. If you’re confused by that or offended call 1 (800) SHRINKS-R-US. If you find it hilarious, you can catch more and send your own questions on twitter by following @racebusters.