BREAKING! Keith Olbermann Discovered in Sri Lanka after Daily Caller Beatdown
As you know, Keith Olbermann was totally owned by Tucker Carlson and the Daily Caller recently when the site acquired KeithOlbermann.com. Then at the last minute on his show, Olbermann announced he was taking a vacation and he’s been lying low or disappeared ever since.
News from Sri Lanka, however shows he may have been found:
A nocturnal, forest-dwelling primate with orb-like eyes and short limbs was photographed in central Sri Lanka late last year after being feared extinct, researchers said Monday.
“We are thrilled to have captured the first ever photographs and prove its continued existence,” said Craig Turner, a conservation biologist with the Zoological Society.
“People, including ourselves, had begun to think: ‘Yeah, maybe it has disappeared’,” he said.
Turner said scientists were then able to briefly capture the primate, taking measurements and genetic material before releasing it back into the wild. He said the critter’s orb-like peepers and gangly limbs made it an easy sell to the general population.
“It’s a very appealing species,” he said.
Wait? You mean Keith Olbermann isn’t this primate?
The picture seems to disagree.